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Top 100 Terms for Handjobs

 

  1. Anger the cobra

  2. Badger the witness

  3. Bash the bishop

  4. Baste the turkey

  5. Beat up shorty

  6. Beef the jerky

  7. Beef-strokin'-off

  8. Blow your nose

  9. Box the clown

  10. Burp the worm

  11. Call the captain

  12. Choke the chicken

  13. Clear the snorkel

  14. Date Palmela Handerson

  15. Drain the dragon

  16. Drill for oil

  17. Exorcise your demons

  18. Fiddle the ferret

  19. Fight with Tarzan

  20. Fire the surgeon general

  21. Five knuckle shuffle

  22. Flog the dolphin

  23. Flog your log

  24. Give Kojak the third degree

  25. Go down to the zipper mart to pick up a pound of pork

  26. Grab the handle

  27. Greeting Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters

  28. Groom the Wookie

  29. Harass the milkman

  30. Have sex with someone you love

  31. High-five Yule Brenner

  32. Hold your sausage hostage

  33. Increase the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon using rapid linear motion

  34. Jack the beanstock

  35. Jack the frank

  36. Jerkin' the gherkin

  37. Jingle the Pringles

  38. Lead Pedro down the road of bulimia

  39. Liquidate inventory

  40. Lope the mule

  41. Lubricate the Lutheran

  42. Make Peter puke

  43. Make the Cyclops fight the 5 headed monster

  44. Mangle the moose

  45. Meet Mother Palm and her five daughters

  46. Milk the one-uttered cow

  47. Molest the bystander

  48. Our Gang Spanky Marathon

  49. Paint the ceiling

  50. Pat the Robertson

  51. Pet the bald eagle

  52. Pocket pool

  53. Polish the pewter

  54. Powder your nose

  55. Pull Nixon's nose

  56. Put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college

  57. Rattle the one-eyed snake

  58. Remove the rust

  59. Rope your goat

  60. Rough up the suspect

  61. Rub the rhubarb

  62. Say hello to Mr. Happy

  63. Shake hands with the one eyed milk man

  64. Shake hands with the unemployed

  65. Shake hot, white coconuts from the veiny love tree

  66. Shake your fist angrily at your ex-girlfriend

  67. Shampoo the carpet

  68. Slap the salmon

  69. Slobbin' the Milosevich

  70. Spend time with an old friend

  71. Squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun

  72. Squeeze the Charmin

  73. Squeeze the squid

  74. Stretch the truth

  75. Strip the bark

  76. Stroke the salami

  77. Strum the drum

  78. Take batting practice

  79. Take matters in hand

  80. Take the sausage hostage

  81. Tame the shrew

  82. Tease the weasel

  83. Tickle the pickle

  84. Torture little Timmy

  85. Tug the handle

  86. Ugly man sex

  87. Vex the vicar

  88. Visit the petting zoo

  89. Vote Republican

  90. Walk the dog

  91. Wash the Buick

  92. Wax the Winnebago

  93. Whack jack

  94. Whip up some baby batter.

  95. White water wristing

  96. Wind your sun dial

  97. Windsurf on Mt. Baldy

  98. Withdraw from the spank bank

  99. Wrestle with the one-eyed monster

  100. Yank the Yankee

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